Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.
School is where kids learn that people are mean and nasty.
Tom's father gets wacky taking pictures.
It is Tom Papa's job to tell his wife the weather 24 hours a day.
Good relationships are built on paranoia and suspicion.
Dolphins don't want to swim with us.
Some of the sperm ABC found in hotels may be Tom Papa's.
Tom Papa wrestles in the lard ass weight class.
Tom Papa points out the differing levels of male and female happiness.
Married couples have no time to get offended.
