School is where kids learn that people are mean and nasty.
Any time you run as an adult, you're a jackass.
Dolphins don't want to swim with us.
The bus is like a garbage truck of human trash.
It's a treat when you start losing your memory.
Hard alcohol always comes with a story.
Good relationships are built on paranoia and suspicion.
Getting in shape is such a drag.
Women are insane for getting pregnant more than once.
Crazy people enjoy themselves.
Tom Papa's wife still has a scar from the tool bench incident.