Tom Papa points out the differing levels of male and female happiness.
Married couples have no time to get offended.
Tom Papa hides from his kids in the bathroom.
It is Tom Papa's job to tell his wife the weather 24 hours a day.
The people eating at vegan restaurants are too weak to be joyful.
Tom Papa is at a point where he never feels great ever.
Tom Papa's kids are slowly trying to destroy him.
Kids are horrible people to live with.
Tom Papa advises everyone to write their own obituary now.