Tom Papa points out the differing levels of male and female happiness.
Tom Papa hides from his kids in the bathroom.
Tom Papa advises everyone to write their own obituary now.
Tom Papa is at a point where he never feels great ever.
Tom Papa would rather have small talk with children.
If Tom Papa were a woman he would be a lesbian for sure.
Tom Papa's kids are slowly trying to destroy him.
The people eating at vegan restaurants are too weak to be joyful.
It is Tom Papa's job to tell his wife the weather 24 hours a day.
Married couples have no time to get offended.