If on a first date you're asked what kind of drugs you like, there will probably be trouble later.
Posted: 08/05/2001 Views: 1594How does a masking tape "X" on your window save you from a hurricane?
Posted: 08/05/2001 Views: 1332A bad relationship is like a personal Vietnam.
Posted: 08/05/2001 Views: 1821Unless you want an unruly linen closet, don't chew tobacco.
Posted: 08/05/2001 Views: 1429These days, casual sex leads to a day of praying and scrubbing.
Posted: 08/05/2001 Views: 1098Why does it always take a war to get anything done?
Posted: 05/31/1994 Views: 1777When taking money out of an ATM, act like a crazy person so nobody messes with you.
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