In Amsterdam, the drug laws turn a headache into a magic carpet ride.
A bad relationship is like a personal Vietnam.
If on a first date you're asked what kind of drugs you like, there will probably be trouble later.
These days, casual sex leads to a day of praying and scrubbing.
The problem with being an astronaut is that you have to be good at math.
Unless you want an unruly linen closet, don't chew tobacco.
One day, bombs. Another day, confetti.
How does a masking tape "X" on your window save you from a hurricane?
When American's travel, they become the suggestion box for their country.
Booze is delicious.
