Tom wants to live in Redd Foxx' house.
It's as simple as a children's story.
Do not stay friends with your exes.
How does a masking tape "X" on your window save you from a hurricane?
Why don't white supremacists ever go to comedy shows?
Booze is delicious.
In Amsterdam, the drug laws turn a headache into a magic carpet ride.
Unless you want an unruly linen closet, don't chew tobacco.
The problem with being an astronaut is that you have to be good at math.
These days, casual sex leads to a day of praying and scrubbing.