Do not stay friends with your exes.
It's as simple as a children's story.
Tom wants to live in Redd Foxx' house.
If on a first date you're asked what kind of drugs you like, there will probably be trouble later.
In Amsterdam, the drug laws turn a headache into a magic carpet ride.
Booze is delicious.
A bad relationship is like a personal Vietnam.
These days, casual sex leads to a day of praying and scrubbing.
The problem with being an astronaut is that you have to be good at math.