It's as simple as a children's story.
Do not stay friends with your exes.
Tom wants to live in Redd Foxx' house.
If on a first date you're asked what kind of drugs you like, there will probably be trouble later.
These days, casual sex leads to a day of praying and scrubbing.
Why don't white supremacists ever go to comedy shows?
In Amsterdam, the drug laws turn a headache into a magic carpet ride.
Unless you want an unruly linen closet, don't chew tobacco.
Tom wishes there was a Confused Bastard White Guy Day parade.
A bad relationship is like a personal Vietnam.