Tom wants to live in Redd Foxx' house.
It's as simple as a children's story.
Do not stay friends with your exes.
How does a masking tape "X" on your window save you from a hurricane?
Why don't white supremacists ever go to comedy shows?
Booze is delicious.
In Amsterdam, the drug laws turn a headache into a magic carpet ride.
The problem with being an astronaut is that you have to be good at math.
These days, casual sex leads to a day of praying and scrubbing.