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Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Stand-up comedian Tom Segura on Comedy Centrals Jokes.com
  • Featured on Showtime's "Russell Peters Presents" and BET's "One Mic Stand"
  • Appeared at Montreal's Just for Laughs Festival and the South Beach Comedy Festival
  • Tom's half-hour Comedy Central Presents special premieres this season

1 - 9 of 9 Tom Segura Videos
I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (3:46)

Exactly how many people need to be in there before you realize somebody's in there?

Posted: 01/21/2011 Views: 8796
Spectrum of Gay (4:27)

Tom Segura's favorite type of gay person is "gym rat gay."

Posted: 01/21/2011 Views: 7353
Mushy Mouth (2:56)

If Tom Segura had $350 million, he would spend it buying teeth for other people.

Posted: 01/21/2011 Views: 7302
Little People (3:07)

Tom Segura feels totally comfortable telling the audience that he doesn't like midgets.

Posted: 01/21/2011 Views: 9648
Just Land the Plane (2:20)

The great thing about pilots is that they have unquestionably specific knowledge.

Posted: 01/21/2011 Views: 7290
Exclusive - Bicyclist Attitude (02:24)

People that ride bicycles have given themselves license to be a**holes.

Posted: 01/13/2011 Views: 17073
Extremes of Society (02:40)

If you hate yourself, your family and your friends, take them on a trip to Atlantic City.

Posted: 01/13/2011 Views: 41537
Exclusive - Proud of You (00:40)

Tom Segura may be his mother's only son, but anyone can do 30 minutes of stand-up.

Posted: 01/13/2011 Views: 2759
Big City Stuff (2:36)

A homeless man peed on Tom Segura's leg.

Posted: 07/05/2007 Views: 4130

Tom Segura Jokes See all 7 Tom Segura Jokes »

You ever sh*t so big, you tell yourself it counts as exercise?