Exactly how many people need to be in there before you realize somebody's in there?
Posted: 01/21/2011 Views: 8796Tom Segura's favorite type of gay person is "gym rat gay."
Posted: 01/21/2011 Views: 7353If Tom Segura had $350 million, he would spend it buying teeth for other people.
Posted: 01/21/2011 Views: 7302Tom Segura feels totally comfortable telling the audience that he doesn't like midgets.
Posted: 01/21/2011 Views: 9648The great thing about pilots is that they have unquestionably specific knowledge.
Posted: 01/21/2011 Views: 7290People that ride bicycles have given themselves license to be a**holes.
Posted: 01/13/2011 Views: 17073If you hate yourself, your family and your friends, take them on a trip to Atlantic City.
Posted: 01/13/2011 Views: 41537Tom Segura may be his mother's only son, but anyone can do 30 minutes of stand-up.
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