Tom Segura may be his mother's only son, but anyone can do 30 minutes of stand-up.
Comedy Central Presents (2172),
family (647)
Views: 2,858
Posted: 01/13/2011
Tom Segura - Mushy Mouth
If Tom Segura had $350 million, he would spend it buying teeth for other people.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 8,046
Tom Segura - I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
Exactly how many people need to be in there before you realize somebody's in there?
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 9,654
Tom Segura - Little People
Tom Segura feels totally comfortable telling the audience that he doesn't like midgets.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), parents (591)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 10,534
Tom Segura - Spectrum of Gay
Tom Segura's favorite type of gay person is "gym rat gay."
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 8,004
Tom Segura - Just Land the Plane
The great thing about pilots is that they have unquestionably specific knowledge.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 7,908
Exclusive - Tom Segura - Bicyclist Attitude
People that ride bicycles have given themselves license to be a**holes.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 17,703
Tom Segura - Extremes of Society
If you hate yourself, your family and your friends, take them on a trip to Atlantic City.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 41,909
Tom Segura - Big City Stuff
A homeless man peed on Tom Segura's leg.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), men/women (1155), New York City (352)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 4,440
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 1,916
Jack Whitehall - Technical Difficulties
You should not treat an airplane like a Nintendo 64.
Tags: Jack Whitehall (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/03/11
Views: 8,416
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 3,665
Craig Shoemaker - No Dad
Craig's mother taught him everything he knows.
Tags: Craig Shoemaker (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 7,502
Exclusive - Jack Whitehall - Stealth Sex
For Jack Whitehall, having sex in his parents' house is like arriving late at the theater.
Tags: Jack Whitehall (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/09/11
Views: 11,399
Exclusive - Natasha Leggero - Lazy Hip Hop
Yelling over our favorite hits from the 80s is not music.
Tags: Natasha Leggero (21), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 03/17/11
Views: 20,890
Mike Epps - Crazy Out Here
Black mothers have instincts like they are in Vietnam.
Tags: Mike Epps (8), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/20/10
Views: 38,195
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 5,022
Kyle Kinane - Accident Babies
Kyle is an accident adult as far as his parents are concerned.
Tags: Kyle Kinane (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/25/11
Views: 5,536
Sheng Wang - MILF Porn
It's weird to watch pornography and think to yourself, "Gosh, maybe it is time for me to start a family."
Tags: Sheng Wang (18), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/30/11
Views: 7,412
