If you hate yourself, your family and your friends, take them on a trip to Atlantic City.
Comedy Central Presents (2172),
lookin' good (488)
Views: 41,909
Posted: 01/13/2011
Tom Segura - Mushy Mouth
If Tom Segura had $350 million, he would spend it buying teeth for other people.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 8,046
Tom Segura - Little People
Tom Segura feels totally comfortable telling the audience that he doesn't like midgets.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), parents (591)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 10,534
Tom Segura - I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
Exactly how many people need to be in there before you realize somebody's in there?
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 9,654
Tom Segura - Just Land the Plane
The great thing about pilots is that they have unquestionably specific knowledge.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 7,908
Tom Segura - Spectrum of Gay
Tom Segura's favorite type of gay person is "gym rat gay."
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 8,004
Exclusive - Tom Segura - Bicyclist Attitude
People that ride bicycles have given themselves license to be a**holes.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 17,703
Exclusive - Tom Segura - Proud of You
Tom Segura may be his mother's only son, but anyone can do 30 minutes of stand-up.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 2,858
Tom Segura - Big City Stuff
A homeless man peed on Tom Segura's leg.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), men/women (1155), New York City (352)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 4,440
Carol Leifer - Nude Beach
Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked.
Tags: Carol Leifer (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 4,882
Bob Marley - Atkins Diet
Bob could only do the Atkins diet for 11 days.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 12,761
Maria Bamford - Nemesis
Going back to your hometown can be kind of annoying.
Tags: Maria Bamford (34), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 8,352
Eliot Chang - Smoke Bombs
Eliot Chang does his best to not cheat on both his girlfriends.
Tags: Eliot Chang (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 51,364
Adam Ferrara - History of Marriage
Marriage was invented by a woman.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (29), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/20/09
Views: 18,855
Tom Segura - I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
Exactly how many people need to be in there before you realize somebody's in there?
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 9,654
Jake Johannsen - Chinese Toilets
Jake tries out a porcelain hole.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,535
Rory Albanese - New Jersey Attitude
Americans should act like they're from New Jersey when they travel to Europe.
Tags: Rory Albanese (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), travel (301)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 10,993
Aries Spears - National Geographic
There are certain noises black people don't mess with.
Tags: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/19/05
Views: 11,815
Exclusive - Chris D'Elia - Gang Culture
Hardcore thugs always walk like they're swimming.
Tags: Chris D'Elia (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), impressions (466)
Posted: 01/31/11
Views: 41,048
