The great thing about pilots is that they have unquestionably specific knowledge.
Views: 7,908
Posted: 01/21/2011
Tom Segura - Mushy Mouth
If Tom Segura had $350 million, he would spend it buying teeth for other people.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 8,046
Tom Segura - Little People
Tom Segura feels totally comfortable telling the audience that he doesn't like midgets.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), parents (591)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 10,534
Tom Segura - I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
Exactly how many people need to be in there before you realize somebody's in there?
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 9,654
Tom Segura - Spectrum of Gay
Tom Segura's favorite type of gay person is "gym rat gay."
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 8,004
Tom Segura - Extremes of Society
If you hate yourself, your family and your friends, take them on a trip to Atlantic City.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 41,909
Exclusive - Tom Segura - Bicyclist Attitude
People that ride bicycles have given themselves license to be a**holes.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 17,703
Exclusive - Tom Segura - Proud of You
Tom Segura may be his mother's only son, but anyone can do 30 minutes of stand-up.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 2,858
Tom Segura - Big City Stuff
A homeless man peed on Tom Segura's leg.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), men/women (1155), New York City (352)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 4,440
Tom Segura - Spectrum of Gay
Tom Segura's favorite type of gay person is "gym rat gay."
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 8,004
Greg Fitzsimmons - Long Term Relationships
Keep your relationship exciting.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 5,498
Tom Segura - Mushy Mouth
If Tom Segura had $350 million, he would spend it buying teeth for other people.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 8,046
Tom Segura - Little People
Tom Segura feels totally comfortable telling the audience that he doesn't like midgets.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), parents (591)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 10,534
Judy Gold - Jobs
You've got to love your job to be happy in life.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 09/14/00
Views: 1,658
Judy Gold - Smoking
A healthy diet does not offset the effects of smoking.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 09/14/00
Views: 2,807
Tom Segura - I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
Exactly how many people need to be in there before you realize somebody's in there?
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 9,654
Christian Finnegan - Monopoly
Monopoly as metaphor
Tags: Christian Finnegan (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), toys & games (49)
Posted: 01/22/07
Views: 57,903
Jimmy Carr - Australian Outback
Jimmy could cut off his hand to survive.
Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 7,891
Jack Whitehall - Technical Difficulties
You should not treat an airplane like a Nintendo 64.
Tags: Jack Whitehall (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/03/11
Views: 8,416
