If Tom Segura had $350 million, he would spend it buying teeth for other people.
Views: 8,046
Posted: 01/21/2011
Tom Segura - Little People
Tom Segura feels totally comfortable telling the audience that he doesn't like midgets.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), parents (591)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 10,534
Tom Segura - I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
Exactly how many people need to be in there before you realize somebody's in there?
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 9,654
Tom Segura - Just Land the Plane
The great thing about pilots is that they have unquestionably specific knowledge.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 7,908
Tom Segura - Spectrum of Gay
Tom Segura's favorite type of gay person is "gym rat gay."
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 8,004
Tom Segura - Extremes of Society
If you hate yourself, your family and your friends, take them on a trip to Atlantic City.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 41,909
Exclusive - Tom Segura - Bicyclist Attitude
People that ride bicycles have given themselves license to be a**holes.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 17,703
Exclusive - Tom Segura - Proud of You
Tom Segura may be his mother's only son, but anyone can do 30 minutes of stand-up.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 2,858
Tom Segura - Big City Stuff
A homeless man peed on Tom Segura's leg.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), men/women (1155), New York City (352)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 4,440
Tom Segura - Spectrum of Gay
Tom Segura's favorite type of gay person is "gym rat gay."
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 8,004
Tom Segura - I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
Exactly how many people need to be in there before you realize somebody's in there?
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 9,654
Tom Segura - Little People
Tom Segura feels totally comfortable telling the audience that he doesn't like midgets.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), parents (591)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 10,534
Tom Segura - Just Land the Plane
The great thing about pilots is that they have unquestionably specific knowledge.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 7,908
Iliza Shlesinger - Physical Indicators
Two inches of hair is the difference between hot, sexy super model and religious fanatic.
Tags: Iliza Shlesinger (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 27,577
Daniel Tosh - Trading Spaces
Daniel Tosh would never want to be on "Trading Spaces."
Tags: Daniel Tosh (43), Comedy Central Presents (2172), TV (469)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 84,023
Matt Fulchiron - Try to Keep Up
Homeless people are so g**damn homeless all the time because they're stupid.
Tags: Matt Fulchiron (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 02/26/11
Views: 4,099
Daniel Tosh - MTV Cribs
Daniel Tosh describes what his episode of MTV Cribs would be like.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (43), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 102,419
John McDowell - Physical
John's chin is a kickstand of love.
Tags: John McDowell (2), sex (1202), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 921
Amy Schumer - Blog About It
The girls from "The Hills" burn calories by trying to form thoughts.
Tags: Amy Schumer (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 56,909
