Tom Segura's favorite type of gay person is "gym rat gay."
Views: 8,004
Posted: 01/21/2011
Tom Segura - Mushy Mouth
If Tom Segura had $350 million, he would spend it buying teeth for other people.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 8,046
Tom Segura - I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
Exactly how many people need to be in there before you realize somebody's in there?
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 9,654
Tom Segura - Little People
Tom Segura feels totally comfortable telling the audience that he doesn't like midgets.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), parents (591)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 10,534
Tom Segura - Just Land the Plane
The great thing about pilots is that they have unquestionably specific knowledge.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 7,908
Exclusive - Tom Segura - Bicyclist Attitude
People that ride bicycles have given themselves license to be a**holes.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 17,703
Exclusive - Tom Segura - Proud of You
Tom Segura may be his mother's only son, but anyone can do 30 minutes of stand-up.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 2,858
Tom Segura - Extremes of Society
If you hate yourself, your family and your friends, take them on a trip to Atlantic City.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 41,909
Tom Segura - Big City Stuff
A homeless man peed on Tom Segura's leg.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), men/women (1155), New York City (352)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 4,440
Tom Segura - Big City Stuff
A homeless man peed on Tom Segura's leg.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), men/women (1155), New York City (352)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 4,440
Tom Segura - Mushy Mouth
If Tom Segura had $350 million, he would spend it buying teeth for other people.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 8,046
Kyle Cease - Gym Locker Room
The older people in the locker room at the gym are always naked.
Tags: Kyle Cease (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/11/06
Views: 9,751
Tom Segura - Just Land the Plane
The great thing about pilots is that they have unquestionably specific knowledge.
Tags: Tom Segura (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 01/21/11
Views: 7,908
Lynne Koplitz - Lollipop
A grown woman cannot walk down the street with a lollipop in New York.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 36,002
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 974
Lavell Crawford - Reacquainted with Dad
Father's Day has come up 30 times since Lavell Crawford last saw his dad.
Tags: Lavell Crawford (17), parents (591), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 08/12/11
Views: 4,053
Julian McCullough - List of Priorities
Julian McCullough would rather get drunk once than have curtains for the rest of his life.
Tags: Julian McCullough (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), New York City (352)
Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 5,637
Jordan Rubin - I Wish I Was Black
All the black guys get the cool names.
Tags: Jordan Rubin (26), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 3,164
Louis Ramey - Working Out
Louis explains why it's so important to work out.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/29/01
Views: 2,664
