You know, guys, when you catch yourself doing those things your
dad used to do, those things that used to embarrass you? And then you catch...
Posted: 05/05/2005
Golf is boring enough to play, never mind watch it on TV, but
then, to make it extra boring, they actually show slow motion replays. What the hell...
Posted: 05/05/2005
If she says, 'Which centerpiece shall we use on the tables at
our wedding reception?' Don't say, 'I don't care.' Guys, that is gonna seem like the...
Posted: 05/05/2005
That's all part of some kind of weird 'Wild Kingdom' project.
The guy's gonna come back in 20 years and do a special -- be like, 'We're live, here...
Posted: 05/05/2005
When I meet a girl, I ask her to pose nude for a painting I'm
doing because that's a very good way to get her to sleep with me.
Posted: 01/24/2000