If you're married, you need to buy two TV sets.
Views: 2,198
Posted: 05/05/2005
Tom Shillue - Televised Sports
On TV, they show slow motion replays to make golf extra boring.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,013
Tom Shillue - Advertisements
Commercials used to be wholesome.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 1,723
Tom Shillue - Wedding Reception
Women are crazy.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,144
Tom Shillue - Lunch Special
Tom finds himself talking like the Chinese restaurant employees.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,838
Tom Shillue - Like Dad
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,374
Tom Shillue - Wild Kingdom
"Wild Kingdom" never checked up on the animals they tagged.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 1,015
Tom Shillue - Wrong Side Surgery
Last year, there were 146 cases of wrong side surgeries recorded.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 1,786
Tom Shillue - The Artist Song
Painting women nude is a great way to get them to sleep with you.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 3,131
Tom Shillue - Wedding Reception
Women are crazy.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,144
Tom Shillue - Televised Sports
On TV, they show slow motion replays to make golf extra boring.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,013
Tom Shillue - Advertisements
Commercials used to be wholesome.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 1,723
Tom Shillue - Wild Kingdom
"Wild Kingdom" never checked up on the animals they tagged.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 1,015
Tom Shillue - Like Dad
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,374
Ted Alexandro - Prison
Ted has decided that he wants to go to prison.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 6,109
Bill Burr - Oprah
When couples are examined on Oprah, the guys are wrong 90% of the time.
Tags: Bill Burr (26), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 25,409
Tom Papa - Swimming With Dolphins
Dolphins don't want to swim with us.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 11,350
Tony Woods - Monkey Love
A monkey at a club might get lucky with a girl.
Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 7,635
Reno Collier - Mexican Women
Reno Collier loves Mexican women -- a lot.
Tags: Reno Collier (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 6,783
