Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Views: 2,374
Posted: 05/05/2005
Tom Shillue - Televised Sports
On TV, they show slow motion replays to make golf extra boring.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,013
Tom Shillue - Giant Squid
If you're married, you need to buy two TV sets.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,198
Tom Shillue - Advertisements
Commercials used to be wholesome.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 1,723
Tom Shillue - Wedding Reception
Women are crazy.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,144
Tom Shillue - Lunch Special
Tom finds himself talking like the Chinese restaurant employees.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,838
Tom Shillue - Wild Kingdom
"Wild Kingdom" never checked up on the animals they tagged.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 1,015
Tom Shillue - Wrong Side Surgery
Last year, there were 146 cases of wrong side surgeries recorded.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 1,786
Tom Shillue - The Artist Song
Painting women nude is a great way to get them to sleep with you.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 3,131
Rudy Rush - The Gym
There's too many naked old dudes at the gym.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 4,164
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,002
Ted Alexandro - Eating
It's hard to eat healthy.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 5,839
Tom Shillue - Televised Sports
On TV, they show slow motion replays to make golf extra boring.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,013
Tom Papa - YouProbablyHaveCancer.com
Tom Papa is at a point where he never feels great ever.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), kids (831), food (719)
Posted: 01/08/12
Views: 2,165
Barry Marder - Slim-Fast
Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.
Tags: Barry Marder (2), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,881
Tom Shillue - Giant Squid
If you're married, you need to buy two TV sets.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,198
Tom Shillue - Wild Kingdom
"Wild Kingdom" never checked up on the animals they tagged.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 1,015
Lynne Koplitz - Weight
Lynne doesn't eat until she feels dizzy.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 17,105
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
To stay in shape, make sure to get food poisoning a few times a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 3,135
