Tom finds himself talking like the Chinese restaurant employees.
Filed under: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), imitations (800)
Views: 870
Posted: 05/05/2005
Tom Shillue - The Artist Song
Painting women nude is a great way to get them to sleep with you.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), sex (1001), men/women (946)
Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 1,245
Tom Shillue - Like Dad
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), food (558)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 1,047
Tom Shillue - Televised Sports
On TV, they show slow motion replays to make golf extra boring.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), imitations (800)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 933
Tom Shillue - Giant Squid
If you're married, you need to buy two TV sets.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), men/women (946)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 894
Tom Shillue - Wrong Side Surgery
Last year, there were 146 cases of wrong side surgeries recorded.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), health (550)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 860
Tom Shillue - Wedding Reception
Women are crazy.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), men/women (946)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 848
Tom Shillue - Advertisements
Commercials used to be wholesome.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), sex (1001)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 544
Kevin Brennan - Chinese Food
Kevin has a hard time ordering Chinese food.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1874), ethnic (741)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 909
Harland Williams - Speaking Chinese
All you have to do to speak Chinese is just try and do it.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1874), imitations (800)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,025
A.J. Jamal - Chinese Restaurants
Chinese restaurants will make anything to keep their customers happy.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (800), ethnic (741)
Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 3,145
Byron Yee - Growing Up in Oklahoma
When people saw a Chinese kid, they assumed it had something to do with take-out.
Tags: Byron Yee (2), ethnic (741), kids (650)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 849
Jay Mohr - Ordering Chinese Food
Sometimes ordering from a Chinese restaurant is complete pandemonium.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), kids (650), food (558)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 2,032
Byron Yee - Oklahoma
Oklahoma is a pretty strange place to grow up in for a Chinese kid.
Tags: Byron Yee (2), imitations (800), ethnic (741)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,112
Marc Maron - The Future Is Chinese
Dude, what is going on with you people?
Tags: Marc Maron (32), ethnic (741), food (558)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 580
Marc Maron - Future of the Environment
The Chinese will be the only ones who can properly prepare the prehistoric toxic algae.
Tags: Marc Maron (32), ethnic (741), food (558)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 618
Tom Shillue - Wild Kingdom
"Wild Kingdom" never checked up on the animals they tagged.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), kids (650)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 378
Tom Shillue - Televised Sports
On TV, they show slow motion replays to make golf extra boring.
