On TV, they show slow motion replays to make golf extra boring.
Filed under: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Views: 894
Posted: 05/05/2005
Weekly Evil - Obama's Four Worst VP Picks
They're gonna suck no matter what.
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Posted: 08/21/08
Views: 126,095
Tom Shillue - The Artist Song
Painting women nude is a great way to get them to sleep with you.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 1,145
Tom Shillue - Like Dad
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 984
Tom Shillue - Giant Squid
If you're married, you need to buy two TV sets.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 844
Tom Shillue - Lunch Special
Tom finds himself talking like the Chinese restaurant employees.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 830
Tom Shillue - Wrong Side Surgery
Last year, there were 146 cases of wrong side surgeries recorded.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 830
Tom Shillue - Wedding Reception
Women are crazy.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 816
Dwayne Perkins - It's the Playoffs
We pay too much attention to sports.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 311
Tom Shillue - Giant Squid
If you're married, you need to buy two TV sets.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 844
Jeff Cesario - Boxing
Jeff loves old geezer sports announcers.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,377
Tom Shillue - Like Dad
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 984
Brian Regan - Bird Sounds
You have to admire the guy who listens closely to ambient noises on golf telecasts.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), imitations (789), animals (439)
Posted: 06/09/07
Views: 17,422
Ted Alexandro - Figure Skating
Ted likes to watch figure skaters fall on TV.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 689
A.J. Jamal - Extreme Sports
Catching a roach can be considered an extreme sport.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/20/94
Views: 1,374
Tom Shillue - Wild Kingdom
"Wild Kingdom" never checked up on the animals they tagged.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 360
Tom Shillue - Advertisements
Commercials used to be wholesome.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 484
David Alan Grier - Televised Golf
Tiger Woods has been messing up recently.
Tags: David Alan Grier (40), Premium Blend (749), TV (384)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 3,559
