Painting women nude is a great way to get them to sleep with you.
Filed under: Tom Shillue (9), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Views: 1,255
Posted: 01/24/2000
Tom Shillue - Like Dad
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1892), food (558)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 1,053
Tom Shillue - Televised Sports
On TV, they show slow motion replays to make golf extra boring.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1892), imitations (801)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 937
Tom Shillue - Giant Squid
If you're married, you need to buy two TV sets.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1892), men/women (950)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 897
Tom Shillue - Lunch Special
Tom finds himself talking like the Chinese restaurant employees.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1892), imitations (801)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 872
Tom Shillue - Wrong Side Surgery
Last year, there were 146 cases of wrong side surgeries recorded.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1892), health (550)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 861
Tom Shillue - Wedding Reception
Women are crazy.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1892), men/women (950)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 850
Tom Shillue - Advertisements
Commercials used to be wholesome.
Tags: Tom Shillue (9), Comedy Central Presents (1892), Week (1001)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 558
Henry Phillips - Fresh Out of Blues
What Henry takes from life, he gives back to his art.
Tags: Henry Phillips (7), Comedy Central Presents (1875), Week (1000)
Posted: 07/14/05
Views: 1,841
Betty, Music of U.S. Bombs - You Don't Turn Me On
It's easier to sing this song when you're trying to break up with someone.
Tags: Premium Blend (749), dating (648)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 435
Rob Paravonian - Particle Board Song
All Rob can afford is particle board.
Tags: Rob Paravonian (3), Premium Blend (749), money (483)
Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 6,513
Otis Lee Crenshaw - Love and Money
When the Salvation Army comes to your house and surrenders, you're poor.
Tags: Otis Lee Crenshaw (6), Comedy Central Presents (1875), men/women (947)
Posted: 04/17/03
Views: 3,810
Craig Robinson - Can I Have Some Booty?
Craig Robinson sings to audience member Michelle.
Tags: Craig Robinson (3), Week (1000), men/women (947)
Posted: 12/06/99
Views: 7,824
Sean Cullen - Wood, Cheese and Children
If you feel bad and sad, get three little things that will make you feel glad.
Tags: Sean Cullen (6), Comedy Central Presents (1875), men/women (947)
Posted: 04/28/02
Views: 2,251
Jen's Revenge - This Sucks
A song about the emotional rollercoaster that is heartbreak.
Tags: Jen's Revenge (1), men/women (950), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 06/19/98
Views: 612
Charles Fleischer - Audience Song
Charles sings about his audience.
Tags: Charles Fleischer (4), The A-List (486), music (383)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 246
Victoria Jackson - Suburbs
Nobody respects a suburbanite.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (1892), Week (1001)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 0
Lust Pollution - He Didn't Love Me Back
He didn't love her back.
