"Wild Kingdom" never checked up on the animals they tagged.
Painting women nude is a great way to get them to sleep with you.
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
On TV, they show slow motion replays to make golf extra boring.
If you're married, you need to buy two TV sets.
Last year, there were 146 cases of wrong side surgeries recorded.
Tom finds himself talking like the Chinese restaurant employees.
Women are crazy.
Commercials used to be wholesome.