The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Filed under: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (439),
Views: 4,338
Posted: 09/30/2008
Tommy Johnagin - Marriage
We win! He's dead! Where's my prize?
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), marriage (447)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 23,888
Tommy Johnagin - Kama Sutra
He'll have that one...backwards.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 6,059
Tommy Johnagin - Babies
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 4,044
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), food (550), work/office (360)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,514
Tommy Johnagin - Finishing College
People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Live at Gotham (343), school (183)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,508
Tommy Johnagin - Car Accidents
Let's let the insurance company decide who's at fault.
Tags:
Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 3,234
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), family (582), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,315
Mitch Hedberg - Smacky the Frog
It's pretty much the same as Smokey the Bear, but it's a frog.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (439), drugs (377)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 10,354
Mitch Hedberg - Tripping on Acid
Because of acid, Mitch Hedberg now knows that butter is way better than margarine.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 24,388
Mitch Hedberg - Sandwiches
Ducks eat for free at Subway.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), food (550), animals (439)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 5,192
Mitch Hedberg - Being a Comedian in Hollywood
Asking a good comedian to write a script is like asking a good chef, "Can you farm?"
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 8,629
Mitch Hedberg - Radio Show
Mitch, Lewis and Dave discuss the 2004 election in Austin, TX.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Dave Attell (36),
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 66,445
Mitch Hedberg - Fan Mail
Mitch and Dave read a fan letter.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), school (183), smoking (77)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 6,693
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 48,491
Mitch Hedberg - Party of Two
People are selfish.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), food (550), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 15,861
Mitch Hedberg - Green Room Buffet
Mitch goes food hunting at the buffet.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), school (183), smoking (77)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 25,277
Mitch Hedberg - Instant Oatmeal
Making instant oatmeal feels unproductive.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 12,970
