Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Filed under: Tommy Johnagin (8), food (550), work/office (360)
Views: 3,514
Posted: 08/10/2006
Tommy Johnagin - Marriage
We win! He's dead! Where's my prize?
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), marriage (447)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 23,888
Tommy Johnagin - Kama Sutra
He'll have that one...backwards.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 6,059
Tommy Johnagin - Babies
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 4,044
Tommy Johnagin - Finishing College
People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Live at Gotham (343), school (183)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,508
Tommy Johnagin - Car Accidents
Let's let the insurance company decide who's at fault.
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Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 3,234
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), family (582), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,315
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), family (582), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,315
Tommy Johnagin - Finishing College
People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Live at Gotham (343), school (183)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,508
Tommy Johnagin - Pregnancy
For Christmas, Tommy Johnagin's girlfriend got him shoes and he got her pregnant.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,745
Kjell Bjorgen - Waiters at Chain Restaurants
Chain restaurants are a butt-fluff of suggestive selling and happy-happy birthday songs.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), food (550), work/office (360)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 730
Jamie Kaler - Right Turn On Red
You can learn a lot about yourself while driving.
Tags: Jamie Kaler (1), kids (642), food (550)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 398
Cory Fernandez - Puerto Rican Day Parade
Every time Puerto Rican Day Parade, you end up seeing somebody you haven't seen in a long time.
Tags: Cory Fernandez (2), kids (642), food (550)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 223
Andrew Norelli - The Immune System
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 1,108
Erik Griffin - Prayer
You don't think God sees all the stuff you do?
Tags: Erik Griffin (5), food (550), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 1,525
TJ Miller - Ketchup Bottles
Can you imagine if I had ketchup bottles for legs?
Tags: TJ Miller (11), food (550), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 35,888
Jared Logan - Onion Rings
I found the golden ticket in my onion rings!
Tags: Jared Logan (5), food (550), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 7,919
