You may have no idea what it sounds like when baby meets ceiling, but Tommy Johnagin does.
Tommy Johnagin got so high he forgot how to breathe.
Tommy Johnagin's sister got so drunk she was reported missing.
Now it's Tommy's Time.
We win! He's dead! Where's my prize?
He'll have that one...backwards.
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
Let's let the insurance company decide who's at fault.
For Christmas, Tommy Johnagin's girlfriend got him shoes and he got her pregnant.
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.