Tommy Johnagin got so high he forgot how to breathe.
Tommy Johnagin's sister got so drunk she was reported missing.
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
He'll have that one...backwards.
We win! He's dead! Where's my prize?
Now it's Tommy's Time.
Let's let the insurance company decide who's at fault.
People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
For Christmas, Tommy Johnagin's girlfriend got him shoes and he got her pregnant.