People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
Filed under: Tommy Johnagin (8), Live at Gotham (343), school (183)
Views: 3,507
Posted: 08/10/2006
Tommy Johnagin - Marriage
We win! He's dead! Where's my prize?
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), marriage (447)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 23,888
Tommy Johnagin - Kama Sutra
He'll have that one...backwards.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 6,059
Tommy Johnagin - Babies
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 4,044
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), food (550), work/office (360)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,514
Tommy Johnagin - Car Accidents
Let's let the insurance company decide who's at fault.
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Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 3,234
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), family (582), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,314
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), food (550), work/office (360)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,514
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), family (582), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,313
TJ Miller - Blackout Drunk
TJ Miller is blackout drunk.
Tags: TJ Miller (11), alcohol (396), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 3,361
Starting Out - Daniel Tosh
Daniel always assumed he deserved more than he did.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (23), Live at Gotham (343), college (99)
Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 13,455
Malik S. - Not a Thug
Malik S. couldn't even scare an old white lady.
Tags: Malik S. (2), ethnic (731), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 575
Tommy Johnagin - Pregnancy
For Christmas, Tommy Johnagin's girlfriend got him shoes and he got her pregnant.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,745
Dan Boulger - Adoption
People who are adopted shouldn't feel insecure about themselves.
Tags: Dan Boulger (2), kids (642), parents (467)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 1,256
Andy Ritchie - Stranger's Funeral
Just attend a stranger's funeral in a trench coat, approach the casket and declare, 'Check mate!'
Tags: Andy Ritchie (3), men/women (919), food (550)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 369
Gerry Dee - Teaching History
There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (642), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 06/01/07
Views: 24,450
Cristela Alonzo - What Happened?
Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.
Tags: Cristela Alonzo (3), health (540), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,901
