Tommy Johnagin's sister got so drunk she was reported missing.
You may have no idea what it sounds like when baby meets ceiling, but Tommy Johnagin does.
Tommy Johnagin got so high he forgot how to breathe.
He'll have that one...backwards.
Now it's Tommy's Time.
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
We win! He's dead! Where's my prize?
Let's let the insurance company decide who's at fault.
People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.