Now it's Tommy's Time.
We win! He's dead! Where's my prize?
He'll have that one...backwards.
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
Let's let the insurance company decide who's at fault.
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.