For Christmas, Tommy Johnagin's girlfriend got him shoes and he got her pregnant.
Filed under: Tommy Johnagin (8), sex (983), kids (641)
Views: 1,745
Posted: 08/10/2006
Tommy Johnagin - Marriage
We win! He's dead! Where's my prize?
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), marriage (447)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 23,888
Tommy Johnagin - Kama Sutra
He'll have that one...backwards.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 6,059
Tommy Johnagin - Babies
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 4,044
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), food (550), work/office (359)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,510
Tommy Johnagin - Finishing College
People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Live at Gotham (343), school (183)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,505
Tommy Johnagin - Car Accidents
Let's let the insurance company decide who's at fault.
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Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 3,233
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), family (581), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,313
Tommy Johnagin - Applebee's Pins
Applebee's gives its waiters pins after they stay for two years.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), food (550), work/office (359)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,505
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), family (581), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,310
Tommy Johnagin - Finishing College
People who think it's hard to finish college in three years assume that you finished with a degree.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Live at Gotham (343), school (183)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 3,505
Tommy Johnagin - Babies
Tommy doesn't know anything about babies.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 4,044
Tommy Johnagin - Kama Sutra
He'll have that one...backwards.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 6,059
Chris Porter - Being Single
Chris Porter wants to promote the penis.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), sex (983), dating (637)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 9,278
Louis Katz - D.A.R.E.
What are we teaching our children?
Tags: Louis Katz (2), sex (983), kids (641)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,573
Amy Schumer - Relay Service
Phone sex is difficult with your deaf boyfriend.
Tags: Amy Schumer (12), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 3,203
Gerard Guillory - PlayStation
PlayStation is like dope.
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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,244
Karen Rontowski - Great First Date
Karen Rontowski wants to please her date.
Tags: Karen Rontowski (3), men/women (919), kids (641)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,217
