Tommy Sledge is still hammered from the sauce.
Advertisers sell us presidents, Pepsi Colas and wars.
To cut costs, the DMV is now doing group photos.
Don't egg on your Republican family members.
There are much easier ways to find gays in the military than to spend $27 million.
Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.
The government is sending $400 billion to Iraq just to hang one guy.
Jack wants to go broke before his bank does.
The buffalo have a longer tradition of democracy than the Kuwaitis.
In the South, they think that "Hanukkah" is a duck call.
The National Guard forgets its bullets.
