Someday you'll be able to buy a spouse at a mall and trade it in for a new one if it breaks.
Someday you'll be able to buy a spouse at a mall and trade it in for a new one if it breaks.
The KKK should come march in Harlem.
Women can be liberal, but it's still gross when they don't shave their armpits.
J. Anthony Brown does not need your rapping answering machine message.
A sweaty, hardworking man could do Eliz Wright some good.
You can only make Mike Tyson jokes while he's still in jail.
Adele knows how to get the time without spending a nickel.
Even wheelchair-bound bums will walk for food.
Warren will take anybody's day off to party.
