Tony Rock would choose to be Batman over Superman.
Your fat friends will take the munchies to a whole other level.
Eating healthy is too expensive.
Tony Rock wouldn't mind if the government took money out of his paycheck for a weed tax.
Tony Rock's job is better than your job.
Alcohol is the friend who will talk you into something, then disappear.
Whatever your deficiency is, alcohol will treat it.
When men get drunk and sick, they do not have the same unity as women.
If you're white and you run fast and jump high, you're a superhero.