It's not the fault of ugly people that they think they look OK in small bathing suits.
Filed under: Tony V. (1), food (550), observational (335)
Views: 525
Posted: 11/10/2004
John Pinette - Chinese Food
John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.
Tags: John Pinette (2), food (550), weight/obesity (234)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 7,063
Ed Byrne - Professionalism and Courtesy
People who get liposuction aren't insulted by their doctors.
Tags: Ed Byrne (2), health (540), stereotypes (389)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 686
Bill Burr - Bad Actors
Movies are a lot better than the actors in them.
Tags: Bill Burr (24), imitations (789), money (471)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,735
Dwayne Perkins - Dating Rules
The problem with dating is that no one is honest with themselves about their appearance.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 1,070
Margaret Smith - Inspected by Mary Lou
A new pair of underwear will make you feel like a million bucks.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), observational (335), aging (274)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 427
Wali Collins - Bad Pets
Woolworth's was great because you got to buy a pet and lunch in the same place.
Tags: Wali Collins (3), food (550), parents (467)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 537
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
To stay in shape, make sure to get food poisoning a few times a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,744
Joey Kola - Life is Short
If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 421
Mike Yard - Public Transportation
New Yorkers have very little patience for sick people on the subway.
Tags: observational (335), New York City (303)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 1,012
Greg Giraldo - Pride
Greg Giraldo highlights some of the positive aspects of the Puerto Rican Day parade.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), men/women (919), ethnic (731)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 12,890
