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Tony Woods

Tony Woods is a one-of-a-kind comic who's always in control of his audience. His playful and cool demeanor, combined with sharp and mischievous subject matter, create a show that is unmistakably entertaining at every level. Tony is an entertainer that understands an audience and encourages them to become part of his strange world. His recent appearances on Comedy Central Presents Tony Woods, Comedy Central USO Tour, and Comedy Central World Comedy Tour have made him a comic favorite of international renown.
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Tony Woods - Africa

Cheap way to Africa.

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Posted: 08/20/01
Views: 7,585

Tony Woods0 - Midget Dating

A little get together.

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Posted: 08/20/01
Views: 6,263

Tony Woods - Little Red Riding Hood

The big bad wolf died with a dress on.

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Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 3,477

Tony Woods - Monkey Love

A monkey at a club might get lucky with a girl.

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Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 2,373

Tony Woods - Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

You never see a dead chicken on the side of the road.

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Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 2,040

Tony Woods - Africa

Anybody would be scared by eight naked pygmies.

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Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 1,706

Tony Woods - Bad Breath

Tony can't handle people with bad breath.

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Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 1,630

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Tony Woods: Great to Be Here

I usually start out my show -- I go, 'Hey, it's great to be here.' Nah, it ain't that good. It's OK for y'all 'cause you at a show. I'm at work. I...

Posted: 08/19/2001

Tony Woods: Babysitting

I was babysitting a couple of weeks ago -- OK, I wasn't babysitting. I was trying to sleep with this woman. She was babysitting, so that...

Posted: 08/19/2001

Tony Woods: Goldilocks

I like the fairy tales. Some of them don't fit, though, like 'The Three Bears.' That's not cool because it wouldn't work with a different person in...

Posted: 08/19/2001

Tony Woods: Over-Confident Raccoons

Raccoons have too much self-confidence. Look at the way they dress -- that is way too much for the forest: big fur jumpsuit, the black driving...

Posted: 08/19/2001

Tony Woods: Women Go Through Your Stuff

Women seem to want to do that all the time. They'll look through your things. 'Hey, what are you looking for?' 'Do you have something to hide?'...

Posted: 08/19/2001

Tony Woods: Didn't Go to Africa-Africa

I mean, I didn't go to Africa-Africa like you're thinking, but I smoked a joint and watched the Discovery Channel. It is the same thing. I was...

Posted: 08/19/2001

Tony Woods: Midget Ex-Girlfriend

We would go to midget parties four nights a week. OK, wait -- they weren't called 'midget parties' 'cause that's not politically correct. But...

Posted: 08/19/2001

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