Ty describes his experience at a wine tasting.
Women who wear girdles are deceptive.
They don't let nerds into heaven.
Steven Spielberg should be president.
No one will want to date Lois Lane after she breaks up with Superman.
There should be restrictions on who can breed.
Ty proposes a solution to racism.
Commercials make it seem like life begins with herpes.
There will never be a President Tyrone.