Vanessa Hollingshead: Videos, Jokes, Tour Dates, Biography and more

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Iliza ShlesingerWait-it's really snowing...guess you showed me8:23 AM Today

Michael ShowalterNew doodle http://www.michaelshowalter.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/car2.jpg8:15 AM Today

Tony RockHappy Birthday to my baby bro @JayRockStar619. Love you kid! Party like a Rock brother!!! See you Friday.8:05 AM Today

Tony RockHeaded to Fox 5 'Good Day Atlanta'. Let me know how hung over I look. I partied all night.7:40 AM Today

Rhys DarbyJust heard Skycity cinemas are gonna put The Goonies back on the big screen. Now that's awesome news!4:08 AM Today

Anjelah JohnsonAmen! LOL RT @nauragee: I pray u & Vero have a FUN trip to Guam & Saipan & In Jesus Name I DON'T get ur couch! LOL Traveling Mercy! I ♡ U!2:39 AM Today

Anjelah JohnsonHaha! RT @DJANGIEVEE: Thank U4 my hot new jacket! Love u. pray u n vero have a safe flight and a amazing time in Guam! Pobrecita la abuletia2:38 AM Today

Iliza ShlesingerSo apparently by SNOW you meant rain, NY- GAAAAAAAAAY2:19 AM Today

Craig Shoemakernormally hate reality shows. jersey shore makes me vomit, especially w such great fondness for my fav vacation spot... http://bit.ly/bDnjva1:57 AM Today

Craig Shoemakerall kids and wife r in bed. time for a smoke. shhhh http://bit.ly/abrec51:37 AM Today

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Vanessa Hollingshead - Foreign Films

The plot's better in foreign films.

Posted: 02/27/04
Views: 3,744

Vanessa Hollingshead - Men and Women

Women complicate and analyze everything.

Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,136

Vanessa Hollingshead - Dressing Rooms

Dressing rooms = self hatred.

Posted: 02/27/04
Views: 2,908

Vanessa Hollingshead - Customer Service

In New York, the customer is always wrong.

Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)

Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 2,541

Vanessa Hollingshead - Lowering Expectations

Vanessa's glad if she meets a guy with ears.

Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,295

Vanessa Hollingshead - America

Americans rush to do nothing.

Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)

Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 2,268

Vanessa Hollingshead - Curly Hair

If you want to feel better, give your miserable friends a call.

Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,750

Vanessa Hollingshead - Foreign Films

Vanessa is suspicious of politeness.

Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,561

Vanessa Hollingshead - Middle East

Vanessa proposes burka Mondays.

Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)

Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,492

Vanessa Hollingshead - DMX

Vanessa loves DMX.

Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)

Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,030

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Vanessa Hollingshead: Exciting Magazine for Women

What we ought to do is come up with a magazine that would depict men in such a way that would finally excite and turn women on. Like, first of all,...

Tags: men/women (1725), pop culture (779), Vanessa Hollingshead (10)

Posted: 09/04/1998

Vanessa Hollingshead: Standards for Guys

I used to want to meet a guy that was kind, warm, loving; now, I'm happy if the guy has ears -- not that he'll listen, but that he can.

Tags: men/women (1725), dating (478), Vanessa Hollingshead (10)

Posted: 09/04/1998

Vanessa Hollingshead: I Want to Talk

When I say to a guy, 'Look, we've gotta talk,' what I really mean is, 'We've been together for months. I've now twisted my personality into an...

Tags: sex (2384), men/women (1725), dating (478)

Posted: 09/04/1998

Vanessa Hollingshead: Middle East Performance

I just got back from the Middle East. I performed for 15,000 men -- and then I did my comedy.

Tags: sex (2384), work/office (326), travel (277)

Posted: 02/26/2004

Vanessa Hollingshead: Fashionistas and Gay Men Behind Fashion

Here we are starving ourselves to death for two groups of people that wouldn't want to screw us anyway.

Tags: pop culture (779), lookin' good (492), shopping (135)

Posted: 02/26/2004

Vanessa Hollingshead: Doesn't Want Us Free

I think our country doesn't want us free; I think they want us sedated. You know, so we don't notice things -- like who's running it.

Tags: news & politics (622), George W. Bush (117), America (75)

Posted: 02/26/2004

Vanessa Hollingshead: British Pickpocket

I'm in London -- I'm in Piccadilly Circus -- and I feel this guy grab my knapsack. I turn around, and he's like, 'Oop! You caught me. I'm a...

Tags: sex (2384), international affairs (349), travel (277)

Posted: 02/26/2004

Vanessa Hollingshead: Shopping for a Little Black Dress

You ever go shopping for a really cute, little, sexy black dress -- and you come home with an extra-large pepperoni pizza?

Tags: lookin' good (492), food (387), shopping (135)

Posted: 02/26/2004

Vanessa Hollingshead: No Adopted Children

I know there are a lot of wonderful adopted children, but they're not on the Jerry Springer show, OK? And that's the show that I watch.

Tags: pop culture (779), kids (636), parenting (338)

Posted: 02/26/2004

Vanessa Hollingshead: Women in the Workplace

Women still make 76 cents to every dollar a guy makes, and then we get told, 'Well, you chicks aren't good in math.' Well, you know why we're not...

Tags: men/women (1725), money (431), work/office (326)

Posted: 02/26/2004

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