Americans rush to do nothing.
Filed under: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Views: 2,268
Posted: 02/26/2004
Vanessa Hollingshead - Foreign Films
The plot's better in foreign films.
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Posted: 02/27/04
Views: 3,744
Vanessa Hollingshead - Men and Women
Women complicate and analyze everything.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,136
Vanessa Hollingshead - Dressing Rooms
Dressing rooms = self hatred.
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Posted: 02/27/04
Views: 2,908
Vanessa Hollingshead - Customer Service
In New York, the customer is always wrong.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 2,541
Vanessa Hollingshead - Lowering Expectations
Vanessa's glad if she meets a guy with ears.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,295
Vanessa Hollingshead - Curly Hair
If you want to feel better, give your miserable friends a call.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,750
Vanessa Hollingshead - Foreign Films
Vanessa is suspicious of politeness.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,561
Vanessa Hollingshead - Middle East
Vanessa proposes burka Mondays.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,492
Vanessa Hollingshead - DMX
Vanessa loves DMX.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,030
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), travel (249)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,750
Vanessa Hollingshead - Kids
Vanessa couldn't get pregnant.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 821
Vanessa Hollingshead - Foreign Films
Vanessa is suspicious of politeness.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,561
Mike Britt - Osama bin Laden
President George W. Bush should be vague in his press conferences.
Tags: Mike Britt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 6,281
Aron Kader - Roman Numerals
Prince is not going to write a song called 'We're Gonna Party Down Like It's MCMDXXVII.'
Tags: Aron Kader (1), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 726
Steve Marmel - America at War
Our relations with Cuba suck right now.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 721
Carlos Mencia - U.S. Is the Best
America has got it all.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (24), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 06/23/02
Views: 6,407
Paul Gilmartin - Don't Mess With China
Chinese culture emphasizes humility.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 570
Louis Ramey - Defense Spending
The South will protect America from Castro.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/29/01
Views: 726
Paul Gilmartin - Competition
A girl shouldn't have to wait until puberty to enjoy a bad body image.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 385
