Vic Henley recalls the first time he ever saw the Klan.
Calling soccer "football" makes too much sense.
NASCAR on the radio is even more boring than golf on television.
Maybe President Bush will reinvent himself as the hip hop president.
Graceland teaches us that hillbillies should never have cash.
Ronald Reagan thought he was a cowboy.
George W. Bush doesn't spend enough time embracing the image people have made of him.