Dreaming of your significant other's death is not a good sign.
Wanda's not paying for no naked-ass man.
Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.
Airport security is ridiculous.
Women shouldn't have to pay to get into a strip club since they bring their own breasts.
New Jersey is so dirty, they give out mammograms at the toll booths.
The Enron fiasco will affect everyone -- angry old men will start to hold up traffic.
The pope is too old for that hat and those robes.
Marriage is a lot like going into business with somebody.