Bush has the laugh of a man who's about to tie someone to train tracks.
Views: 6,473
Posted: 01/09/2003
Wanda Sykes - Dark Thoughts
Dreaming of your significant other's death is not a good sign.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1193), dating (779)
Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 20,141
Wanda Sykes - Male Strippers
Wanda's not paying for no naked-ass man.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 12,957
Wanda Sykes - Bad Sitcoms
There are a lot of bad sitcom ideas out there.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), TV (461), work/office (430)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 5,843
Wanda Sykes - Strip Clubs
Women shouldn't have to pay to get into a strip club since they bring their own breasts.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 10,406
Wanda Sykes - John Paul II
The pope is too old for that hat and those robes.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), religion (400), observational (363)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 4,103
Wanda Sykes - Random Security
Airport security is ridiculous.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), imitations (847), observational (363)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 7,794
Wanda Sykes - Being Tested
Men fail tests they don't even know they're taking.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 12,003
Wanda Sykes - Feeling 26
Drinking will make you feel like a sexy 26-year-old.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1193), kids (809)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 18,378
Wanda Sykes - The Marriage Business
Marriage is a lot like going into business with somebody.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), kids (809), marriage (541)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 15,172
Wanda Sykes - Horror Movie Government
The U.S. government is very scary.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), imitations (847), TV (461)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 10,220
Wanda Sykes - Being Tested
Men fail tests they don't even know they're taking.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 12,003
Wanda Sykes - Sex
Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 19,260
Wanda Sykes - Rich vs. Poor
The Enron fiasco will affect everyone -- angry old men will start to hold up traffic.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), men/women (1147), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 6,225
Wanda Sykes - Random Security
Airport security is ridiculous.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), imitations (847), observational (363)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 7,794
Wanda Sykes - Additional Thoughts
Women can stay up all night just thinking.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), men/women (1147), observational (363)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 11,263
Wanda Sykes - Strip Clubs
Women shouldn't have to pay to get into a strip club since they bring their own breasts.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 10,406
Wanda Sykes - The Marriage Business
Marriage is a lot like going into business with somebody.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), kids (809), marriage (541)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 15,172
Mike Britt - Osama bin Laden
President George W. Bush should be vague in his press conferences.
Tags: Mike Britt (8), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 17,593
Wanda Sykes - John Paul II
The pope is too old for that hat and those robes.
