Dreaming of your significant other's death is not a good sign.
Wanda's not paying for no naked-ass man.
Airport security is ridiculous.
The U.S. government is very scary.
Women can stay up all night just thinking.
When you're drunk, a cab is a beautiful thing.
Men fail tests they don't even know they're taking.
Women shouldn't have to pay to get into a strip club since they bring their own breasts.
There are a lot of bad sitcom ideas out there.
The Enron fiasco will affect everyone -- angry old men will start to hold up traffic.