New Jersey is so dirty, they give out mammograms at the toll booths.
Filed under: Wanda Sykes (36), health (540), environment (39)
Views: 1,006
Posted: 01/09/2003
Wanda Sykes - 'Til Death Do You Part
Marriage is not all it's cracked up to be.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (582)
Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 12,029
Wanda Sykes - Funny Porno
Porn can be as funny as Nick at Nite.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 11,479
Wanda Sykes - Feeling 26
Drinking will make you feel like a sexy 26-year-old.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 9,864
Wanda Sykes - Cheap Guys
Wanda notices her husband likes a lot of free stuff.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 9,257
Wanda Sykes - Turned to Milk
The more he tastes success, the less black Tiger Woods becomes.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 8,920
Wanda Sykes - Cutting Carbs
Wanda Sykes does not want any skinny bitches hollering at her.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 10/25/02
Views: 8,543
Wanda Sykes - Sex
Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 8,014
Wanda Sykes - Politically Correct
The term "African American" isn't changing a lot for black people in America.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 7,253
Wanda Sykes - Bad Sitcoms
There are a lot of bad sitcom ideas out there.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), TV (384), work/office (360)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 2,220
Wanda Sykes - Additional Thoughts
Women can stay up all night just thinking.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), men/women (919), observational (335)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 2,714
Wanda Sykes - Being Tested
Men fail tests they don't even know they're taking.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 2,964
Wanda Sykes - The Marriage Business
Marriage is a lot like going into business with somebody.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), kids (641), marriage (447)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 2,484
Wanda Sykes - Sex
Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 8,013
Wanda Sykes - Random Security
Airport security is ridiculous.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), imitations (789), observational (335)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 1,738
Wanda Sykes - Horror Movie Government
The U.S. government is very scary.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), imitations (787), TV (384)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 1,472
Wanda Sykes - John Paul II
The pope is too old for that hat and those robes.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), religion (341), observational (335)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 850
Wanda Sykes - City Drinking
When you're drunk, a cab is a beautiful thing.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), alcohol (396), observational (335)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 810
Wanda Sykes - Feeling 26
Drinking will make you feel like a sexy 26-year-old.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), sex (983), kids (641)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 9,862
