The pope is too old for that hat and those robes.
Views: 4,305
Posted: 01/09/2003
Wanda Sykes - Dark Thoughts
Dreaming of your significant other's death is not a good sign.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1202), dating (786)
Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 20,582
Wanda Sykes - Male Strippers
Wanda's not paying for no naked-ass man.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 13,597
Wanda Sykes - Being Tested
Men fail tests they don't even know they're taking.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 12,412
Wanda Sykes - Additional Thoughts
Women can stay up all night just thinking.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), men/women (1155), observational (364)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 11,880
Wanda Sykes - Horror Movie Government
The U.S. government is very scary.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), imitations (847), TV (469)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 10,509
Wanda Sykes - Feeling 26
Drinking will make you feel like a sexy 26-year-old.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 18,710
Wanda Sykes - Sex
Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 19,843
Wanda Sykes - Bush
Bush has the laugh of a man who's about to tie someone to train tracks.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), imitations (847), observational (364)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 6,698
Wanda Sykes - Strip Clubs
Women shouldn't have to pay to get into a strip club since they bring their own breasts.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 10,870
Wanda Sykes - Feeling 26
Drinking will make you feel like a sexy 26-year-old.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 18,710
Wanda Sykes - Additional Thoughts
Women can stay up all night just thinking.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), men/women (1155), observational (364)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 11,880
Wanda Sykes - Sex
Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 19,843
Wanda Sykes - Being Tested
Men fail tests they don't even know they're taking.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 12,412
Wanda Sykes - The Marriage Business
Marriage is a lot like going into business with somebody.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), kids (831), marriage (547)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 15,540
Wanda Sykes - Horror Movie Government
The U.S. government is very scary.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), imitations (847), TV (469)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 10,509
Wanda Sykes - Random Security
Airport security is ridiculous.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), imitations (847), observational (364)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 8,038
Wanda Sykes - City Drinking
When you're drunk, a cab is a beautiful thing.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), alcohol (516), observational (364)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 4,877
Wanda Sykes - Bush
Bush has the laugh of a man who's about to tie someone to train tracks.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), imitations (847), observational (364)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 6,698
Wanda Sykes - Strip Clubs
Women shouldn't have to pay to get into a strip club since they bring their own breasts.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 10,870
