Dreaming of your significant other's death is not a good sign.
Men fail tests they don't even know they're taking.
Women can stay up all night just thinking.
The U.S. government is very scary.
Drinking will make you feel like a sexy 26-year-old.
The pope is too old for that hat and those robes.
Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.
Bush has the laugh of a man who's about to tie someone to train tracks.
Women shouldn't have to pay to get into a strip club since they bring their own breasts.