Dreaming of your significant other's death is not a good sign.
Wanda's not paying for no naked-ass man.
The Enron fiasco will affect everyone -- angry old men will start to hold up traffic.
Men fail tests they don't even know they're taking.
When you're drunk, a cab is a beautiful thing.
The pope is too old for that hat and those robes.
New Jersey is so dirty, they give out mammograms at the toll booths.
Bush has the laugh of a man who's about to tie someone to train tracks.
Airport security is ridiculous.
Marriage is a lot like going into business with somebody.