Airport security is ridiculous.
Porn can be as funny as Nick at Nite.
Marriage is not all it's cracked up to be.
Drinking will make you feel like a sexy 26-year-old.
Wanda notices her husband likes a lot of free stuff.
The more he tastes success, the less black Tiger Woods becomes.
Wanda Sykes does not want any skinny bitches hollering at her.
The term "African American" isn't changing a lot for black people in America.
Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.