Dreaming of your significant other's death is not a good sign.
Wanda's not paying for no naked-ass man.
When you're drunk, a cab is a beautiful thing.
Marriage is a lot like going into business with somebody.
Men fail tests they don't even know they're taking.
Airport security is ridiculous.
Bush has the laugh of a man who's about to tie someone to train tracks.
Drinking will make you feel like a sexy 26-year-old.
Women shouldn't have to pay to get into a strip club since they bring their own breasts.
Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.