Dreaming of your significant other's death is not a good sign.
Wanda's not paying for no naked-ass man.
Bush has the laugh of a man who's about to tie someone to train tracks.
The Enron fiasco will affect everyone -- angry old men will start to hold up traffic.
There are a lot of bad sitcom ideas out there.
Women can stay up all night just thinking.
Airport security is ridiculous.
New Jersey is so dirty, they give out mammograms at the toll booths.
The U.S. government is very scary.